why is this in my house
Why is it adult rated
Walugi excepts Shrek’s warm love
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
You know I think phil of the future only went on for two seasons because it doesn’t have a laugh track to point out to you when it’s supposed to be funny like other disney channel sitcoms
(There’s a small pause at the start.)
HOLY FUCK PLEALISTIM CRYING
Imagine your icon being tiny and living with you
I wanna get back to drawing but should I draw Wander Over Yonder stuff or Moomins stuff that is the question
Just needed to paint something overly purple/pink<3
i cant take myself seriously right now
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.
Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.
Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.
Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.